Over d years I hv had numerous pals who hv been in a relationship…some have been freakin serious abt it even though dey were just in the 11th grade while some even on d cusp of 30 weren’t sure of wat dey were doin…but 1 thing’s been common throughout: all d guys have common complaints abt d relationship…so 4 all u wannabe romeos, here’s a list of rules u better be prepared 4 if u intend 2 fall in d pit of luv ;)
Note: In dis list ‘u’ refers 2 d guys
1. U shudn’t disturb her (by callin on d phone) wen she’s out wid her frenz. But no such rules apply wen u r havin a nice time wid ur buddies.
2. Wen she says she din hear ur call or notice ur msg, its genuine. If u din notice her’s, den god save u.
3. I’m sure all u couples wud spend long nites on d phone. So dis rule is 4 all u poor souls: Wen she’s sleepy at nite, its fine. Wen u r sleepy, u r ignorin her.
4. U wud be constantly told not 2 hide things frm her. BEWARE – dis is a trap. D moment u think yeah u shud be honest n blurt out ur previous crush’s name, u r dead. N if dat crush still happens 2 be in ur vicinity, den u r not only dead, u hv lost all chances of nirvana!
5. Don’t ask more dan 2 back-2-back questions abt her frnd…u may suddenly get a high-pitched “why don’t u ask her only?” on ur face.
6. “Is dere anything abt me dat u don’t like?” She can ask dis in d most passionate of moments. N u bein completely smitten wudn't even be aware of wats comin out of ur lips. Yeah I know u were honest…but den u were also a fool!
7. If she asks u 2 sing 4 her over phone, don’t argue, just do it n get over wid it. N never ask her 2 return d favor. Ever heard of anyone singin over d phone?!?!?!
8. Don’t ever end a msg or a call without d mandatory “luv u”…dis, my frnd, is an unforgivable sin.
9. U shall never be in a bad mood. No matter wat, u shud always be happy n cheerful n caring n understanding even if ur boss was threatening 2 fire u if u don’t work for 14hrs a day or u had a bad fight wid d motorist who rammed into u wen u were crossin d road or even if a near one is on d deathbed, it just doesn’t matter. However if her neighbor’s cousin’s nephew’s classmate’s step-mom’s best-friend’s Pomeranian has a flu, u shud of course be mourning.
10. N finally d most imp rule of all…weneva u hv a fight wid her, just rmbr 1 thing: “u r always wrong”. D sooner u admit it, d better 4 u.
Hope at least 1 innocent guy wud benefit frm dis…d rest can click on d ‘comments’ link n type something out ;)
N talking abt luv,
Q. Do u believe in luv @ 1st sight?
A. Yeah, of course. It happens 2 me all d time ;)
PS: Watched “Jaane tu ya jaane na” over d weekend…damn cool movie…don’t miss it :)
Ta ta
14 comments:
ya ya jaane tu is a real cute movie... :D
Good one mate....
Few luv rules were pretty old ones...You could have included few more fresh new rules...
Overall i will giv u 6 out of 10
Keep it up
Hey, good to see that u got some time to put down the rules......
But, wat is love with rules yaar!!!Is love truly present with the rules??? I feel, to allow love to rule you, there shouldn't be any rules or conditions to it...Anyways,good job :)
Such ruls r tld by da one experienced....nywys gd one...
Jaane tu is cute movie ....... :D
Luved it
There s no rules set for Love ...
And i dont agree with few listed
Neways gud one .... Come up rules for Gals ;)
Interesting one to read amongst all blogs till now, pretty gud list, but wont agree to few of them......must tell ur blogs are improving day by day... keep up :)))))
hmmmm wat can i say i dnt wanna be bad anymore ...i need to attain nirvana someday ....nt bad dude i hv no idea wts looove but ya the rules r funny ..u finally wrote the constitution of love mr sunil ambedkar ..by the way i love hitler but nt ambedkar he has been a nightmare since high school to 12th in all language text books hindi english kannada social no place left ..hate tht guy now u knw y i named u ambedkar ...hey ur blog id pretty famous now(what am i tlkin???) why dnt u write something serious ..where the youth can rise n do somethin to bring a change ...i saw a movie on global warming today was soo touched .."an inconventional truth"very good movie ..n ya jaane tu ..was cool very simple but well narrated n very fresh actin ....
@ rubina
why m i not surprised :)
of course d whole point of my post was 2 tell how gud a movie 'jaane tu...' was :P
@ vaman
thank yew thank yew :D
@ khyathi
dunno d fresh ones yaar kya kare...m sure u wud know some...do pass it on ;)
@ clads
glad u liked it :)
yeah even i think rules shudn't accompany luv...but den i guess its one of those things dat r very much around but still we hate 2 admit
@ veenz
ha ha ha...yeah dey r told by d experienced gurus...m just listin dem down ;)
@ sangeeta
rules 4 gals?!?!?! u kiddin rite?
hmmm...guess dere is just 1 rule 4 gals...keep remindin d guys who d real boss is ;)
@ niharika
he he...thanx 4 d gud words...keep readin :D
@ kaveer
i m surprised at d range of topics u cover in d space of 1 comment...frm ambedkar 2 global warmin...phew
n d movie is called "an inconvenient truth" not "an inconventional truth" smart guy :P
kya beta trp gir rahaan hain just 9 comments ..... gotta do somethin like wat ramu did .... bring out a sarkar .....good luck
ps:to be very clear just 8 comments
i love imraan khan.
ahem,coming back to the post.
interesting.(scratching chin)..You mean to say you didn't know all these before? sho!
@ damsel
really? imraan khan? d bushy eyebrow man? boy...anyone can be a heartthrob if u manage 2 act in a hit movie na...now whr do i get a movie offer from???? ;)
i knew d rules all along...dis was my way of givin back 2 d world d gyaan i had ;)
ps: use itch-guard 4 dat scratchy chin...lol :P
I loved this post.... really cool...keep up the good work!!! :)
@ JAG
glad u luved it...a very warm welcome 2 my blog :D
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