Dis is a telephonic conversation I had wid my mom sometime late last year wen my big bro (BigB) had come down 2 India
Me: heyllloo! Mom: hello…who’s dat? (yeah she does it every time we talk…even wen she calls!) Me: its ur son Mom: sigh…no one new calls me Me: yeah…I hv given ur number 2 james bond…he’s busy dis week…told me he’ll call u next week Mom: very phunny Me: he he Mom: so wats new? Me: na…nothing…returnin home from work…I hope I get a project in electronic city soon…d food here sucks Mom: I asked “wats new?” din ask u 2 repeat d same thing dat I hv been hearin from d day u got a project in madiwala…don’t u IT ppl get d meanin of “wats new?” Me: ahem…now who’s tryin 2 be phunny Mom: teri maa! Me: he he….dats more like it…so wats hapng at home? Wats BigB upto? Mom: he has gone out wid frenz…ha btw something new did happen today! Me: wat? Mom: I got a call in d mrng Me: james bond? Mom: SHUT UP! Me: lol Mom: it was someone from my hometown Me: who? Mom: it’s a family dat we knw…though I dunno dis guy personally Me: ok…so wat was it abt? Mom: he took half an hr 2 give an intro abt himself…n reflected sadly on how our families hv lost touch Me: tch tch Mom(ignorin my false sarcasm completely): he was telling me how someone told him dat BigB was in d UK Me: he called 2 say dat??? Mom: WHY CANT U HEAR D WHOLE THING FIRST? Me: ok ok…carry on Mom: so he said dat he knows abt BigB n he has a daughter Me: hohoho Mom: wat r u? santa? Me: na…a project engineer…lol Mom: yeah d one who rarely has a project…rite? Me: grrrr!!! Mom: lol…n u thot only u can be smart ha? Whr do u think u get ur funny genes from? Me: from outer space! So u were sayin? Mom: he he…yup his daughter is a software engineer in blore…n before I cud say anything, he went on abt how much dowry dey wud give n abt d flat dey wud book in BigB’s name Me: whoaaaaaa…now we talking!!! Mom: I tried interruptin him but dat guy just kept on talking…so I just kept quiet till he was done Me: so how much moolah do we get? ***snigger*** Mom: ha ha ha…anyways wen he was done, I told him dat BigB isn’t exactly planning 2 marry now…n he asked BigB’s age n apparently his daughter is elder Me: sigh…n 2 think all dat money wil find its way into some other family Mom: wait…it doesn’t get over dere! Me: den? Mom: den he asked me “u hv one more son rite?” Me: whoa whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Mom: he asked me wat u r doin? N I told him whr u work n all Me: m sure he must be impressed…buhahaha (my false pride-filled laugh) Mom: yup a lot…he said he has one more daughter n she’ll finish her engineerin next yr Me: arre wah…any chances of getting her snap??? Mom: NO! Me: her number? Mom: NO! Me: her mail id? Mom: NO! Me: ok…r u gonna say anything other dan “no”? Mom: NO! Me: cool…wats her name? M sure u atleast asked dat…din u? Mom: NO! Me: I m so gonna be single all my life!!! ***dramatic sigh*** Mom: u found dat out now? Ha ha ha Me: DATS IT…I’M HANGIN UP…got work! Mom: wat work? I thot u were returnin from work?!?!?! Me: gotta find myself a gal…obviously u aint gonna help…rite? Mom: lol…best of luck bachha Me: THANX! Well thinking of it…I sure do need a lot of luck 4 dat…hmmm ta ta Mom: buh-bye
Mom(thinking): aaj kal ke bachhe! Me(thinking): aaj kal ke moms!
Hi. I'm a simple guy. Maybe a bit confused, a bit crazy, a bit dreamy, a bit smart, a bit foolish, a bit confident, a bit nervous, a bit humorous, a bit irritating, but yeah like I said before, I'm a simple guy.