Sunday, April 4, 2010

If I Were...


Saw this at Harini's and then at Annie's. It looked kinda interesting and since I can't think of anything fun to write, I thought I'll do it. So here it goes.

If I were a month, I’d be December.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday (weekend).

If I were a time of day, I’d be 18:00 (swipe-out time).

If I were a season, I’d be Winter.

If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto (yeah I know it ain't a planet, but then neither am I!) :p

If I were a sea animal, I’d be fishy ;)

If I were a direction, I’d be lost! ;)

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be the Bean Bag.

If I were a liquid, I’d be wet ;)

If I were a tree, I’d be the Banyan.

If I were a tool, I’d be the Hammer.

If I were a flower, I’d be dead (never gonna be a flower!)

If I were an element, I’d be Air.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be dead again (neither a flower, nor a gemstone!)

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be very very cold.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the Drums.

If I were a color, I’d be Denim Blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be Fear.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a Mango. (do u know the word 'mango' is absent from the T9 dictionary on your cell?)

If I were a sound, I’d be an Applause.

If I were a car, I’d be a Black Porsche Cayenne.

If I were a material, I’d be Denim.

If I were a food, I’d be tasty of course ;)

If I were a taste, I’d be Salty.

If I were a scent, I’d be the Ferrari Black.

If I were an object, I’d be a Cell Phone.

If I were a song, I’d be "When I'm Gone" - Eminem

If I were a body part, I’d be the Fist.

If I were a place, I’d be Vegas.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Smirk.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be polished ;)

PS: Was watching American Pie 7 the other day and heard the corniest pickup line ever:
"The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
Corny, but funny! ;)

PPS: Blunt Edges turned 2 on April 2nd :D

THE END!

82 comments:

Shanu said...

Wow Bluntu

Loved this..not that I had any doubts earlier..but after this post..i deftly think that u are THE cutest guy on blogsville :)

wildflower said...

nice blog Blunt Edges.. :)

nitwit said...

cute post

Adam said...

Happy 2nd year!! Nice post..reminded me of those lists that people create on FB. Specially liked these-

If I were a song, I’d be "When I'm Gone" - Eminem
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be polished.

Grayquill said...

Hmmm....are you a first born?
Do you see the world as black and white?
Do you have a tendency to make a descison even if you do not have all the facts?
Are you a manager?
It seems you certainly have no problem making a decision - Great Trait if you can force yourself to be patient.
Now for your post...
If I were an object, I’d be a Cell Phone - Totally you.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Smirk. - Totally you
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be very very cold - I'm leaving this one alone - Do you need a girl friend?
If I were an emotion, I’d be Fear - do you need a new fear?
Well that's all - I almost forgot this was a comment section.

wishes galore said...

hey happy birthday...now that this has completed 2-years, write more:)
loved this tag..
why dont you want to be a flower or gemstone, me thinking?? loved it when you say "if i were a sound, i would be an applause" so thoughtful..

IcE MaiDeN said...

Excellent! This tag is truly FUN! :P

I contemplated being 18:00, but then I never leave then anyway.. :D
Black Porsche Cayenne.... hmmmm \m/

Sad pickup line but did make me chuckle :P

n wowie! Blunt Edges turned two too!!! :) yay! :)

Cheers,
Annie.

Asif said...

Tool ~ Hammer??
Body part ~ Fist??
hehehe
It turned two on 2nd? WoW ! Where is the treat then? :)

Anita :) said...

wooooowww good one again :D Loved the idea behind the blog, and loved the way u put it across ..(overshadowing the creator's idea)..how cud u do this, blunt edges? how rude!
LOL

Madhu said...

This is real good re. U always end up picking intresting ones eh..HUNTER!

P.S if u wre a liquid u will OBVIOUSLY be wet!!! Duh!

Madhu said...

yappy Birthady bloggy!

« ♥ Shona™ ♫ » said...

Aaaaww!! Yaaay!! Congo on turning two!! :P Yaay!! Btw, nice blaaag here!! me likees!! :)

Will visit again!!

cheers!!
Sonshu
sonshus.blogspot.com

« ♥ Shona™ ♫ » said...

Btw, Im following you naaw!! :) :)

Nipun said...

Happy Bday Dude!!
Awesome stuff..:)
What if U were U??
Answer is awaited...

Cheers

Nuts

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

happy b'day blunty happy b'day blunty...tujhe mil jaaye babli happy b'day blunty...

btw post bada changa tha :)

NIM said...

belated birthday wishes to ur blog blunt :)

This tag was unusually entertaining :P
i might just do it on my blog this week :)
and the pick up line is funny till the movie gets over...after that it's just revolting... ;)

Sorcerer said...

excellent tag thingy.
nicely done

HaRy!! said...

Happy birthday dude... if i were to write as such... no one will read :)

S said...

lost...
applause..
fist..
smirk...
polish..

i like i like :)

spread the word..was kinda funny..
ok yea..it really had me in splits :)

Tanvi said...

"If I were a color, I’d be Denim Blue." Always Happening!

"If I were a sound, I’d be an Applause." Lovely!

Loved this post!!

Koo said...

Ooo, this is interesting!
I'm gonna try it sometime..

Choco said...

Yay! You posted! :)

I like how your thoughts flowed in this Post ermm Tag…

You painted a picture in a tag dude...
Of the coldest day in the Winter Season, in the Month of December, on the cold planet Pluto, that is farthest away from the very hot Sun.
It is swipe out time on a Friday night.
Blunt. Edgy. But lost blue and hammered. Smirking away to glory on a bean bag. Fearful but smelling good. Swaying to Eminem. Dreaming of Vegas.

Yeah. Something’s fishy for sure.
And someone’s cute.
And witty.
And polished.
A tag tastefully done.
Sweet and Salty.
Applause.
Cause me liked it. A lot. :D

Choco said...

Duh! 25th Postiversary followed by a 2 year Anniversary? Naaaice. Good Going.
May you post another 25 posts in the next 2 years. :)

rain girl said...

that was so fun!!!

♫♪♥W!nK♥♪♫ said...

If you were the drum, I'd be the drummer :D Would break you !!!!
LOL !
Nice post, Hammer Uncle :)

blunt edges said...

@ Shanu
aren't u a total sweetheart? :D
thanks a lot :D

@ wildflower
thanks a lot, both 4 the nice comment n 4 following me :D
welcome 2 blunt edges :)

@ nitwit
thank u :)
welcome 2 blunt edges :)

@ Adam
thanks a lot :)
n Eminem is awesome! \m/

@ Grayquill
long questionare that!
Hmmm....are you a first born?
nope...m the kid of the house! :D
Do you have a tendency to make a descison even if you do not have all the facts?
mostly yeah...ebony n ivory rather ;)
Do you have a tendency to make a descison even if you do not have all the facts?
don't we all? :o
Are you a manager?
nope...i wish i was...i'll make a good one! :)
Do you need a girl friend?
yup...know any pretty single lass? :D
do you need a new fear?
nope...what i meant was i would scare others!
***phew***

@ wishes galore
thanks a lot 4 the wishes :D
will try 2 write more :)
flower n gemstone feels a lil girly!
***applause*** heard it? :D

blunt edges said...

@ IcE MaiDeN
i'm sure i have left office at 18:00 less than 20 times in the past 3.5years of my work-life!
the porsche is awesome! :D
sad, but funny ;)
yup...ice maiden is around a week older than blunt edges ;)

@ Asif
treat? wherever u say! :)

@ Anita
breaking news: blunt edges = rude! :P

@ Madhu
hunter? lol
now that's what i call stating the obvious ;)
thanks a lot 4 the wishes :D

@ Shona
thanks a lot 4 the nice words n 4 following me :D
welcome 2 blunt edges :)

@ Nipun
thanks a lot buddy :)
if i was i, mumbai/bangalore would win the IPL (sorry couldn't think of anything good...but then what's new...u are on blunt edges!) ;)

@ gayathri
thanks a lot G3 :D
i like praises ;)

@ NIM
thanks a lot :D
do it...do it...its fun!
i found the pickup line funny even when i typed it here! ;)

@ Sorcerer
thank u :)

@ HaRy
oye...u have readers waiting 4 a word from u!
n thank u :)

@ S
thanku thanku :D
it sure is funny, ain't it? ;)

@ Tanvi
love denim blue :)
n ***applause*** 2 u too :D
thanks a lot n welcome 2 blunt edges :)

@ Koo
try it...try it!

@ Choco
yay i did post...n that's an awesome picture u (or was it me?) painted there! :D
thanks a lot...n now finally i have a lakshya...25 more posts in the next 2 years! ;)

@ rain girl
thanks a lot :D

@ Wink
now i regret being a drum :P
uncle who? :P

mentalie said...

i recommend the poem by kipling :)

kanagu said...

Congrats on the 2nd anniversary :) :)

loved this one.. very nice... loved your time :) :)

hope to write this in my blog :D :D lets see...

suruchi said...

Oye last time I checked*okay that’s really laaaaaaaaast...coz that was when I was in school* Pluto was a planet...whatever happened to that fact?

Hmm...and fishy sounds very fishy...I would be mosqy...mosquito...go anywhere and watch anything;-)

And bean bag choice is cute n so is aversion to flower...
And if I were a liquid and food...is hilarious...I am sure!

N why were u typing mango on the T9 dictionary?
N some fixation with denims...I remember reading earlier somewhere “knight in denims”:-)

And there’s an American Pie “7”...whatever happened to 4,5,6...I think they got lost in transit to me;-)

Btw...HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUNT EDGES...wish u 2+100 more;-)

The Survivor said...

Too Good Mate

Congrats on completing 2 years of blogging. Hope you are still having fun :)

American Pie 7 coming, I thought there were only 3 parts made.

moonlite:D said...

hey, cute post,,,
nd happy birthday to you, hpy bday to you, dear blog :D ,,
need more n more posts now :)

BrAiN FrEEzE said...

Wat a post there...
N u have some followeres dude..!!! :D crazzyyy.. happy bday to the blog!! **funny dance** 4 the 2yr old..

- I love winters; so i guess my season wud b winter too.
- I wud sooo b friday... cos its the happiest day of the week n m al smiles
- the mango bit, wel as soon as i read it i tried it on my cell.. n it says manho or namin.. wth..

great post once agn.. :D

Firebolt said...

Nice blog =D

Just stumbled across..
Interesting post, makes me wanna post my version of it - thanks!

And hey - happy 2nd year!

Beauty and the BEast said...

I was about to groan and say 'not ANOTHER tag' whatever happened to the fun rat beatin/scaring, mom-calling adventures?!!

But then read it till the legs were invited for a spread :O

Trust you to keep the humor going!! :D

More tags please.. :P

Nikita Banerjee said...

And that surely was a corny line! Happy 2 years...

You might be called 'blunt' edged but your humor sure is sharp!

COMMUNI said...

Nice post dear

"If I were a direction, I’d be lost!"

I guess Shanu would also have answered the same.

Sid said...

I didnt be a smirk too.. Belated happy bday :)

buckingfastard said...

if u were a bean bag, can i sit and fart on u?

if u were very very cold, can i add u to my glass of whiskey?

if u were black porshe cayenne, can i steal u?

Anya said...

C_O_N_G_R_A_T_U_L_A_T_I_O_N_S_
my friend

:)
:)

blunt edges said...

@ mentalie
maybe the creator of this tag was inspired by kipling! :)

@ kanagu
thanks a lot :D
try it...its fun! :)

@ suruchi
sometime last year or maybe the year before that, pluto was stripped of its status as a planet (i know heartbreaking!) :(
correction m'am...mosqy alias mosquito ain't a sea animal! :P
well i think we all should type 'mango' sometime or the other on the T9 dictionary :D
thanks 4 all the good words n the wishes :D
n here's the list of all american pie movies:
american pie
american pie 2
american pie the wedding
american pie band camp
american pie the naked mile
american pie beta house
american pie book of love

@ The Survivor
thanks a lot dude :)
having much more fun now!
n see my reply 2 suruchi above 4 the list of american pie movies :)

@ moonlite
thanks a lot...will surely try 2 post more often! :)

@ Smriti
thanku thanku :)
blunt edges likes the funny dance :D
n manho is what comes up...manho is funny na? ;)

@ Firebolt
thanks a lot n do try it :)
warm welcome 2 blunt edges :D

@ Beauty
lol...u groaned but still read it? that's really nice of u :)
glad u liked it :)

@ Nikita
corny 4 sure!
thanks a lot 4 the compliment as well as the wishes :)

@ COMMUNI
thanku thanku :)
lol...i gotta agree on that one! ;)

@ Sid
smirking is so damn-cool! :)
thanks a lot :)

@ buckingfastard
NO
NO
NO
:P

@ Anya
thanks a lot :)

manoranjini said...

"If I were a color, I’d be Denim Blue." Awwww ..Lovely Choice!!
Congrats on the 2nd anniversary.Calls for a special nostalgic,down-the-memory-lane type post strewn with couldn't-have-made-it-without-you-readers lines.Waiting for it with misty eyes ....:D

Akshaya Kamalnath said...

he he cute post...happy 2yrs!!

impuregod said...

nice post pal.... loved it....

♫♪♥W!nK♥♪♫ said...

Uncle You :D

bliss said...

awesome!!!! so u dont want to be the flower or gemstone?!! that was good one. i'd wanna be a smirk too, u know!

Chandrika Shubham said...

Congrats! :)

Interesting post! :)
Enjoyed reading it as always. :)

blunt edges said...

@ manoranjini
thanks a lot :)
n a mushy post ha? u probably hate it that i have so many readers! :P

@ Akshaya
thanku thanku :D

@ impuregod
thanks a lot n welcome 2 blunt edges :)

@ Wink
:P

@ bliss
flowers n gemstones are a big no-no!
girls don't generally make good smirks (coz they are mostly good giggles!) good 2 know u are an exception ;)

@ Chandrika
thanks a ton :D

Niraj said...

Hey just discover this blog must say i was missing good work...great blog...and happy 2nd year..

Regards
Niraj
Masallalemonade.blogspot.com

damsel in distress said...

as i was typing,saw the previous comments..cute blog!cute blogger!! eeshwara enthellam nunakalanu ee aalkkar ezhuthi vidunne? che!:-P

it was interesting to read this..now if i were a blogger what would i do?

tag myself and post this i guess.

wishes galore said...

oye i can help you in identifying some flower n gemstone which arent girly..:)
CauliFLOWER (not girly at all):P
SANDSTONE :)
*DID I SEE A SMIRK*:)

BrAiN FrEEzE said...

Manho is funny.. but the cell not recognising mango as a word is so not funny.. :(

n its so sweet of u to always remember my name.. **awww moment** :D

blunt edges said...

@ Niraj
now that's some nice words :)
welcome 2 blunt edges :D

@ damsel
oh u are just jealous...anyone ever called your blog cute? :P
do the tag...its fun :)

@ wishes galore
A BIG SMIRK! :P

@ Brain Freeze
i can't seem 2 remember your name...now what was it? :P
btw on a more serious note, do u like 2 be addressed by your name or as 'Brain Freeze'? :)

BrAiN FrEEzE said...

Oh well my name is nice so i guess i dont mind being called by my name.. :D :D hahahahahaha...

m in office n m sleeepppyyyy ( i wrote tht cos i jus feel so lazzyyy rite now..) Yawnnnnnnn

rohini said...

interesting post....thoughtful...

oRange* said...

Happy 2nd, Blunt edges :)

ROTFLMAO at that corny line! American Pie is the sax. Period.

Riddhiculuos said...

@choco- brilliant comment. As in realllly nice.

@bluntu- Nice post. Did not expect u wud write in such way. And love the flow of the post.
I think choco ka comment dekh I am out of create-witty :D chalo for once.
If I were a tree, I’d be the Banyan. Baniyan the vest ?

If I were a flower, I’d be dead (never gonna be a flower!) Why so? Phool tujhe bheja hai khat mein phool nahi mera dil hai.. u will never be able to sing such a song.. tch tch..

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the Drums. Bajate rehooo… :D

And another fasht post.. nice. i like that. fast as in your standard.

Zeba said...

Good to be here after a long break. Forget how you can always make me smile! :)

Zeba said...

Good to be here after a long break. Forget how you can always make me smile! :)

Riddhiculuos said...

oye check your 'the bluntest edge' wala email :) i hope it works. if it doesnt then tell me which one does. urgentttt

Psych Babbler said...

Seems interesting! I think I will take it on as well! :) And happy 2nd Birthday! =)

sakhii•• said...

intelligent....:)

Sangitha :) said...

I feel like doing this tag too..seems to be fun.. :D
but hard pressed for time yaa.. :( maybe sometime later this mnth.. :)
If I were a body part, I’d be the Fist.. :o Ente amme desham vannal edi kodkaar indo nee? hehe :P
That pick up line was defntly corny yet funny.. :D
The word of the day is fist..!!
Shut up sangitha or else blunty will give u a punch on ur face.. :D
And hey congrats yaa..it feels so good na.. sumthing that u muz have started JLT turns out to b an integral part of ur life..!! :)

Sangitha :) said...

and hey that pic looks so scary yaa..
For sum strange reason i feel that the gal at the extreme right with two pigtails looks like moi.. :s

♫♪♥W!nK♥♪♫ said...

Check out my post Uncle :)
Lol. I love doing this to yoU!!!

Gymnast said...

Oh..i am too late. Yet reading all your replies , i wish had known you in real life.

Riddhiculuos said...

9th april to 13th april.. busy man atleast visit ur blog once in btwn.. aisa kya kaam hai.. chhutti bhi gayi beech mein.. :(

Shas said...

Cool one :)
It was fun reading it. Looks like u love ur denim jeans :D

blunt edges said...

@ Smriti
well who isn't sleepy at work ;)
n smriti it is! :)

@ rohini
thank u :)

@ oRange
thanks a lot :)
wonderfully corny ain't it? ;)

@ Riddhi
yup choco's comment was indeed brilliant.
now now...what did u mean that u didn't expect this kinda post from me? ***raised eyebrow***
n is it choco's comment or my mind-blowing post that drained your "create-witty" :P
yeah right, if i were a tree, i would be a vest! (makes a hell lotta sense) :P
n the vahiyat songs ki rani returns with a classic ;)
ok the drums wala line was phunny :)
yeh kambhakht zamana hi itna fasht hai toh hum kya cheez hai?
n i finally checked the mail n replied...hope u checked that!
n i have mentioned the reason 4 the delay in that mail...saarrryyyy once again :D

@ Zeba
good 2 see u here after a long time!
n buhahahaha...its "Forgot" n not "forget" :D (don't i love doing this!)

@ Psych Babbler
interesting it sure is...do try it :)
thanks a lot 4 the wishes! :D

@ sakhii
that i am! ;)

@ Sangitha
try it...its fun!
well athyavsham oru kazhi nokkam ;)
n it feels great 2 know so many people read n like blunt edges...never thought it would go beyond my friends circle!
u look like that? yikes! :P

@ Wink
:P

@ Gymnast
i take it as a compliment...thank u:D

@ Shas
oh i love them...u can call them my second skin :)

Lynda G. said...

Cute, I should do this IF you don't mind? ;)

iceprincess said...

whoa..long list of comments man!!!
:)
hope u dont miss mine...
good one..as usual..:)

blunt edges said...

@ Lynda
please do try it :)

@ iceprincess
finally someone got time 2 visit!
thanks...honored :P

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Sriram said...

Smirk was awesome!! And Americal pie FTW!

Fantasies of a Lifetime said...

"If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Smirk"

ha ha , very cute . . .funny as always :D

blunt edges said...

@ Sriram
FTW! LOL :D

@ Fantasies
thanks a lot :D

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Jingle said...

lovely and creative!

blunt edges said...

@ Booklover
Thanks :)

@ Jingle
thank u n welcome 2 blunt edges :D

Anonymous said...

Beauty is an outward gift which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

Bhargavi Dev K said...

Bean Bag.

blunt edges said...

@ Bhargavi
Bean bag it is! :)