The Top Ten Blunt Edges' Pickup Lines That Never Work

1.       At a place of worship:

When she has her eyes closed and is in deep prayer, jump right in front of her and shout:

“Ta da! Your prayers have been answered!”

2.       At the movies (Watching a sob-fest):

When she lets her tear glands loose, put your arm around her and in comforting style say:

“Though he is going away from her in the movie, I’m sure they are doing it off screen.”

3.       At the movies (Watching a horror flick):

Shriek and cling on to her when a funny-looking ghost pops up on screen and don’t leave her for at least 5 minutes and keep asking:

“Did it go? Did it go?”

4.       In a lift:

When you are stuck in a lift and you happen to have a travel bag with you, open your bag, take out your spare underwear, put it on top of your pants, and wrap your towel around your neck like a cape and say:

“Why fear when I’m here?”

And then press the “HELP” button.

5.       At a bar:

You see her. She sees you. With a cool swagger, go up to her and ask:

“Do you dance here?”

6.       At a bar – 2:

You see her. She sees you. With a cool swagger, go up to her and ask:

“Yikes! What is that smell? Is it you?”

7.       At a bar – 3:

You see her. She sees you. With a cool swagger, go up to her and ask:

“Seen any hot chick around?”

8.       At a hospital:

Jump right in front of her and with a sigh of relief say:

“Finally you decided to get the b**b job done ha?”

9.       At a restaurant:

Seeing her at the opposite table with a group of friends on a binge night, get on your knees and act as if you are searching for something underneath your table and ensure you make enough of a scene that she, and better her entire group, notices.

Have your friend ask you: “What you looking for dude?”

Your answer (as you turn to the girl gang): “A weighing machine. Anyone seen one lately?”

10.      Anywhere, anytime:

“I'm Blunt Edges’ friend."

Or better still.

“I'm Blunt Edges."

PS: The idea and the title for this post came from a random comment by Grayquill a while ago. So even though it was a completely sarcastic remark by one of my most elderly friends, I still wanna thank him. So thank you Mr. Grayquill :P

PPS: I know I haven’t been active in the blogging world for some time now. I haven’t even been over at your blogs and I have like a million tags pending against me. I’ll surely try to catch up slowly. And a huge thanks to all those who kept enquiring where I had disappeared. It feels good to know people noticed  :D

PPPS: Wish all of you a very very happy Friendship Day :D

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